Besides,I don't have anything to wear! Bertram:And that wasn't even the worst morning this week. Emma: Why did you guys change your mind about coming? My Creative Memes. Jessie:OK,don't worry,I'm sure Ravi can get the plaster off.And those bugs were good,free-range protein. Luke:Then you're going to hate the sequel! Zuri:This is the end of the line for you,schoolmarm! Text to Speech from Walter White (New) TTS Computer Voice. That would greatly increase my odds of winning! (Jessie closes door while wearing a hot dog costume and holds sign that says "Dan's Hot Diggity Dogs"), Bertram: Well,mine just got better! JESSIE- (cuts Zuri off) Us texans happen to be very friendly! Stop frolicking on my fontina! (shows new eyebrows)I fixed my eyebrows! She blocks the exit she came out of), Ravi: Yes! Seriously,you have the memory of a goldfish! Alice in Wonderland (1951)/Transcript. Jessie:You may not be the most motivated 4th grader,but you're going to make one heck of a lawyer! Taylor:Thanks! Nothing says "birthday" like an obstacle course. Most of all on special occasions. Jessie:Zuri,I'm trying to shoot a love story! Emma:Remember,you enthusiastic applause will determine the winner. Ravi:Oh,heavens,he is headless! Taylor:Uh,no thanks. Christina, it's me, Jessie! I am on you like stripes on a tiger! New York, New Nanny 2. Just shave Bertram's back and glue it all over Tony. (She leaves Ravi's room), (Scene changes to in the living room, with Emma and Jessie), Emma: You can pack your bags and move to this planet! Ravi is the only one who showed up. I have girl eyebrows! I'm going to, uh, get Mr. Kipling a snack (Ravi puts his headphones back on while Jessie goes to feed Mr. Kipling. Zuri:Do you really think Tony wants to re-create how you met and fell in love? Jessie: You know what? (walks away). Be honest,unless you hated it,then be quiet. Does anyone know what it was for? Jessie: Yeah, I've been try'na reach her parents all morning, but all I get is a voicemail. Zuri:I also collected some caterpillars for next week's project! Jessie:Luke,I would never allow Ravi to put glue on your face while you slept. I'm gonna be super-sciency! I have to make you look 2 years younger! Jessie:So even though I set out to shoot a movie about romance, (Luke throws football to Zuri while Jessie holds her,Zuri catches,Jessie,Luke,Emma,and Bertram applaud and cheer). And evil! And if it makes you feel better, I was pretending you were James Franco the whole time. Jessie (Debbie Ryan) and Emma (Peyton List) compete for cute actor Jordan's attention! A blue comet speeds towards Planet Z. That's why my arms look so good in my prom picture. Jessie: Well,try harder! Zuri:Jessie,this is a disaster! Taylor:Mrs.Obama,thank you for bringing my mom home for my birthday. Zuri:OK,guess I won't be needing this then! (To Bertram) Do we have a hole? (walks away). Mrs.Harris:Oh,well,Taylor just misses her mother more than usual lately,what with her tenth birthday coming up. The screenplay was written by Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen and Alec Sokolow, based on a story by Lasseter, Pete Docter, Stanton and Joe Ranft. Oh,maybe if I tell you to shower,Luke will do it. Jessie:Zuri,this is how you were dressed when we met! (Trips and drops Emma's project, gasps. The bus waited so long yesterday,a tow truck showed up! Whoopsie! If I do not turn it in,I will lose my perfect, 4.0 grade point average! How does your grandmother sleep through that? Bertram:(carries a plate)Craft services is here with lunch! Taylor:Hey guys,what are you talking about? Jessie:(yells)That's it! Zuri: Whatever. (shakes spatula). Ravi:OK,but if I get confused I will just wind it. What did she do? Zuri:No,but I have an idea on how to spice this up! Oh,Toby-. Zuri: (takes one of Jessies bras)and Im guessing this is yours? Zuri: Don't worry Jessie; just do what I do, blame it on Luke! Search metadata Search text contents Search TV news captions Search radio transcripts Search archived web sites Advanced Search. (puts hand out)I spent 2 hours trying to explain to him that E.T. You better start downloading break-up songs now. What am I gonna do? (stands up)I'm not going to school,and neither is this stupid mask! Jessie:Hey! Is my wig straight? Are you writing this down? Zuri:I saw a nice leafy plant on Mrs.Chesterfield's terrace,(grunting)so I lassoed it,and I'm bringing it up! You may have charisma,but I was born to look goofy in public! Huh, usually works with the dogs back home(sucessfully moves Luke to the couch.). Yes,we can! Menu. Romancing the Crone 13. Which by the way, smells worse than the inside of this costume. Zuri:If I eat that,I'll be stationed over the toilet. My right eye refuses to open! (Stands and moves to the other side of the couch)They missed my tenth birthday because of the fist Galactopus, and they will probably miss my wedding because of Galactopus 3! Thank you for including me in your glamorous world of show business. If anybody eyeballs me, they're going in the hole! (reaches into her bag), Jessie:All I did after school was play Chinese Checkers with the librarian. Luke:Oh,no! The children + a disheveled Jessie get out of the elevator. Hey! Unless it's for baby trolls.(chuckles). Luke:(throws cotton)(feels mask)Is this glue on my face? (Scene changes to in the Rosses' apartment. Jessie:finding this family is the greatest love story I could ever tell. Morgan: Cut! Something about your bird-like bones being easy to toss around. Meanwhile, Luke (Cameron Boyce) and Zuri (Skai Jackson) prank call people in Jordan's phone! Does he have an older bro? Jessie:I can't afford Nicolas Cage! Jessie:Thank you,guys. Which I find to be kinda counter-intuitive. Luke:(angry)Are you out of your mind? Ravi:It is parent-teacher conference day! Zuri:Look,I know you're slammed at the office,but I have a big favor to ask. And she'd get really mad when I won. Did I make it on time? (The kids scream with joy) Oh, maybe we better go let that Ewok out of the toy chestlet's go! Keep it down! That always keeps them together. Luke:Are we done here? Jessie:Sweetie,you got a little rat blood. N-n-n-n-n-n-no, no, what I meant-. (nods), (bus leaves in 5:25,scene changes to living room). Watch episode clips and more from Disney Channel's Jessie, starring Debby Ryan. Look,if I'm going to get this film ready for the contest,I have to get this scene where Tony and I kiss in the teacup! Zuri: This is Jessie. What's the babe squad doing here? Ravi:Pretty girls are talking to me! She won't take my calls anymore. You don't wanna wake him up. (Continues fumbling through purse) Someone must have stolen it(Laughs weakly) I don't suppose I can pay you in lip gloss and breath mints? Jessie:Did you guys hear about that alien invasion? Problem solved! Alright! (scene ends,advertisement break for TV viewers). Oh,Tony,this is from The Quick Flicks Festival! Do it! Whatever your name was (Turns to Jessie) Hey, Jessie, wanna be my new nanny? We need to get going! I want to try out to be the Walden Mascot! Can't anything go right? What kind of werewolf are you? (Zuri is on the phone with Michelle Obama). (Jumps up and down) Can we keep her?! Come on. Do you happen to know Tom Selleck? You are grounded, go to your cage! Michael's a preppy,but Blake's a leather jacket kind of guy! (takes picture with phone)(chuckles). Jessie stops him). It's no trouble! Emma:Oh,and sometimes the sparkle from his smile can get a little blinding. Remain perfectly still and please remember,skin grows back. June 30, 2022 . Jessie:(nods)Yes,a motion sensor. Jessie: All this, and all I have to do is take care of one, cute little girl! You have to be out the door in 22 minutes! Jessie: When? No matter what. (claps hands)OK,let's do this! I'll do it! Run around,flail your arms,and try not to fall down. Only Jessie and Tony are there.). Disney Channel Jessie Audition Script what to expect from auditions for disney channel if you re, list of jessie episodes wikipedia, jessie tv series revolvy, jessie episode scripts ss springfield springfield, disney junior disney channel disney xd tv shows amp movies, truth or dare script jessie fanon wiki fandom powered, Emma,you're the School Spirit Coordinator! Emma:Well,(turns page)he's a little self-absorbed,not the best listener,and he's always running late. If my school needs spirit they can count on me! And quit taking her helicopter to yoga class. does not count. Spoiler alert,the nanny did it! (pulls mask,grunts)(stops pulling)Uh-oh! He'll do anything! Emma,I hope you and Blake enjoy the carnival! Ravi:What? Actually,she's not wrong. Mrs.Harris:Taylor,why'd you change the channel? You just made the first cut! (pauses) Doesn't that sound fun? Luke: I'm out too- this date was a total waste of clean underwear! Jessie: Kids,hurry up! Wait here, the parents will be home soon to interview you. Plot [ edit] Jessie: (Screams) Help, help! Jessie:(crying)No. Star Wars 10. Tony: Poor Emma is really disappointed, huh? It is the best giant radioactive space octopus movie of all time! Bertram:That's the spinach I bought in the park! Practice is at my place. Tony:What's wrong? Gettin pretty good at this nanny stuff. You may have the moves,but I have the power of words! Taylor:This was a game? Luke:Jessie,we know you're upset,but you can't just sit around and drown your sorrows in fro-yo. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Disney Pixar Toy Story 2002' Pull String Jessie Talking Doll 13" Hasbro Works at the best online prices at eBay! Bertram:No way. (Mrs.Harris is about to leave,but Jessie stops her.). Jessie:No,they're all spinach,painted different colors,none of which occur in nature. Luke:Jessie,when you said I was "in charge of the boom",I thought I would get to blow stuff up! And not only did I waste all of your time,but I may have ruined my friendship with Tony. Potato Head. Zuri:Wait,how did you know it's Taylor's birthday? That's not very sanitary! Sort of. Get more losers out here! Jessie:Wait,you mean,I have to go to school today? You,Luke, or this Donny Brook guy! Zuri:Yep. (shows a small amount with his fingers). Zuri:And speaking of great armssurprise! Emma:They're here to see who wins the mascot job,since they'll be spending so much time with him. (about to kiss)(cringes). So now I'm going to destroy your project,which is also my face! OFFICIAL Best List of Porn Jessie: (takes the flowers and puts them in a vase)we don't have a date. Jessie:Hey! Luke: (walks in from the TV room) Almost. Michelle:Sorry Jessie,but I just can't hang your headshots in the White House. Jessie:OK people,we only have 10 hours to finish this film. Jessie: is that World Renegades? Zuri:Will you tell Taylor we're sorry we upset her,and anytome she wants,she can come over and make fun of Jessie playing Bugle Hero? Isn't this nice? This is high school! (pause) Get dressed! Bertram is dusting the piano. (Elevator door opens, showing Morgan and Christina kissing). Get it? I mean,I saw that movie where Lincoln played herself. Do it! (walks up the stars), Jessie:Stay calm,stay calm. My grandma loves mashed potatoes,so do you mind of I take a few of these? Morgan: No, sweetie, my movie is running way behind schedule, I mean, Galactapus hasn't even devoured Angelina Jolie yet. They both seem fine,and it's not like you're going to marry either of these guys! (Dancewalks backwards before going up stairs), Jessie: He's delusional- Ha, look who I'm talking to, a girl who thinks mermaids are real (Zuri begins crying at this comment) N-n-n-n-n-no! It's basically detention with snow cones! Luke:You know how when I have a math test,and you say I can ace it,but we both know you're lying? Christina: (to the Ross children)hey guys, we missed you so much! Jessie Episode Scripts Season: 1 2 3 4 Season 1 1. Emma:(as poodle,enters the scene)Hi,hi,hi,hi! They are, believe me. You worked really hard on this, you should be proud of yourself! (Mr. Kipling swipes at Jessie's ice cream and it drops to the floor in front of him). (to Jessie)So you must be Zuri's nanny. Emma:Soyou're not going to be able to make the science fair? For a guy who doesn't use contractions,he's got a sick flow! Bertram: Great! . production controller (77 episodes, 2011-2014) Monica Marie Contreras . Now,before I force those evil spies off that cliff with an assortment of wicked cool gadgets,how about a high-speed kiss? Sgt.Harris:Taylor! Tony: Too bad you can't fly a helicopter Jessie: Yeah! But she's really brave,so I have to be brave,too. Join Backstage to access jobs you can apply to right now! Jessie:OK,even if I wanted to do that,which I don't,where would I find a werewolf costume on such short notice? Flying to India is way out of my budget. ), (The door opens with Jessie in a costume. (Scene changes, to the Ross children and Jessie having dinner in the kitchen.). You can't get an A every time! Zuri: I cannot tell a lieyour performance stunk! And more cardboard-y. Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Script (first draft) Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Transcript. Jessie:Wow,those guys came out of nowhere! Jessie:It's for you and Taylor. Michelle:(chuckles)Well,there was the time I was giving her family a tour in the White House and Zuri sneaked into the Oval Office(points to Zuri),to ask the President to institute bedtime reform. Ravi:I do not know what was more beautiful,your poetic narration,or the way I framed that final shot! Christina flips her hair). (To Ravi) Not you, you should never eat lead.